Spat

there was a man
who lived in a hat
a very big one
                      at that
but it was flat
cumbersome
barely room for a rat

then he met this woman
who lived in a shoe
a very big one
                       at that
Oh! yes, my story is true
the woman gave
this man
with the very big hat
                       the fat
and after chewing with others
became Mayor
he did!
of the city of Spat